Krinkle Krinkle Ditch and Bog,
What a sexy little dog,
Krinkle Krinkle Rumble Hiss,
Shes caught the eye of ol Kriss,
Krinkle Krinkle Tree and Log,
Again I say oh what a dog,
Krinkle Krinkle Rumble Hiss,
Soon Lucy will receive a Krinkley Kiss

Krinkle Krinkle, aint it sad, the mountain is the only friend you've ever had,
Krinkle Krinkle grumble hiss, maybe you could be friends with auld krinkley kriss... x
(dm me)

Krinkle Krinkle, it is me, Krinkley Kriss for all to see.
I walk the hills from sky to see, I has the busiest legs there be,
Krinkle Krinkle I have joined all you, to talk of all the walks I do,
Krinkley Krinkle so don't yous miss a single post from auld krinkley kriss

Krinkle Krinkle! What a tale! The hills aloft, the winds agail!
Krinkle Krinkle! Ive now read my fill, Kriss is off to climb a hill.

Krinkle Krinkle, son i can see, yer no as good at this as me!
Krinkle Krinkle rumble his, you'll never catch auld krinkley kriss!