Controversial Confessions

[NickyRannoch]

Thought i would start a thread where people can post their controversial confessions in a safe, non-judgemental environment without risk of an ice axe to the head or a size 12 toecapped scarpa up the backside. I'll start and hope others follow otherwise these just seem like the thoughts of a mad man. Please take in the humour in which they are intended

1.) I dont mind windfarms
2.) Knoydart is well over-rated. It is not a wilderness, it is busy, wet and tbh the scenery is no better than you would find anywhere else between plockton and oban.
3.) Cameron McNeish is growing on me

[darren]

I fancy my sister in law

[Mantog]

1) I've had more outdoor number 2s than is natural

2) I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

[RyanfaeScotland]

1) I don't own crampons and never plan to. I will walk in snow regardless.

2) I occasionally leave teabags hidden behind rocks or fling them into the bush.

3) I wave / say hello to EVERYONE I pass on the hills and mentally swear at those who don't do the same back.

[rohan]

I can't help it, there is no getting away from it even if I try my best not to..... honest.... but when ever I leave home and travel to the hills I become a touroid.

[dmacdonald]

I like Controversial Confessions. In fact, I might be addicted.

[MG1976]

2) I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

I was once shot in Reno
I didn't die ....

I'm now trying to get WH to release where Mantog lives...

[Lightfoot2017]

I can see this being the most popular thread on WH within a very short space of time!!

Just trying to decide which of my own confessions are publishable online! Watch this space...

[Lightfoot2017]

My sense of direction is pants. I can’t find my arse in the bath with a map. Fact.

I spend £7.99 a pop on an OS Explorer sheet, and for all the sense I can make of it, the bloody thing might as well be written in Sanskrit. I SO wish I’d paid more attention in ‘O’ Grade geography.

How I've returned safely from so many solo Winter traipses on the hills is beyond me.

[NickyRannoch]

I was like this until Peter Cliffs Mountain Navigation and then it all just seemed to click.

[Fife Flyer]

I really do have an ice axe, it's not very good for chopping up the firewood though, probably needs sharpening

I am looking forward to retiring so I can drive really slowly & hold up other motorists rushing to go hillwalking

[durquhart]

i'd be lost without my satmap

[Lightfoot2017]

I fancy my sister in law

That's strange, I fancy your sis-in-law too. Oh and Mountainlove

[Circles]

I did the Fairfield horseshoe on Sunday...and finished in Patterdale
I'll have to do my first walk proper walk report I think...Circles strikes again!

I'm also currently working on the technology to harness WH Forum bluster with the hope it could eventually replace wind farms...

[MG1976]

so I can drive really slowly

I think you might struggle with that one