I used to be in a hillwalking club where quite a few of the ladies turned up in make-up.. I never got it because they always looked like bride of frankenstein after a walk instead of just a bit windswept
I did Ben Alder from the cottage one summer on a foul day.. On the trig, I was surprised to find 3 varieties of cheese, a swiss army knife for cutting it, and 4 wee packs of oatcakes
I returned 2 days later, to find the cheese and oatcakes had been eaten, but the knife was still there, so it has been in my pack every walk since