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I like Broad Buttress and I cannot lie.
You other scramblers can't deny
When the sun is high and the rock is dry
There's just one ridge gonna catch your eye.
Gotta pull up tough cos you noticed that rib was rough.
Deep on the Buachaille's north face
Is one stoked climber's favourite place.
Noel Williams, I wanna climb wit' ya
Cos your guidebook's got pictures.
Those other walkers tried to warn me
That route of yours looked somewhat gnarly.
Ooooh, feel that smooth rock
Slip beneath your Vibram soles,
Then lay back, just lay back
And pray that handhold don't snap.
Forget pro guiding,
To hell with route-finding,
Just climb up, climb up,
Direct to the top and don't stop.
It says outflank this slab,
Well I ain't down with that,
Cos this rock's got cracks and my boots are stickin',
Even if my bumhole's quiverin'.
So scramblers (Yeah!) climbers (Yeah!)
Does your logbook got the Butt? (Hell yeah!)
Then climb it till your fingers fall off,
Even Bill Murray gotta shout:
Buachaille got Butt
(Traverse from the top into Great Gully)
Buachaille got Butt
(Onto North Buttress for a final jolly)
Buachaille got Butt
(Crowberry Tower looking rather pointy)
Buachaille got Butt
(Sweet ridge walk down to Stob na Broige)
Buachaille got Butt
etc.