mountain coward wrote:we look forward to it - will liven up a dull dayshift
OK then - don't say you didnae ask for it
THE 3000 FEET HIGH CLUBIt was an innocent remark that started it all
Hey,that could be fun,we could have a ball
283 is an impressive number
But first things first,I need a lumber
Let’s just get started,I’m good to go
We can have a threesome on Ben a’Ghlo
Form a new club and have a meet
Not “One Mile High” but “3000 Feet”
Ohhhhhh what good times we will be having
On Sgurr na Ciche,and on Bod an Deamhain
Euphemistically it is termed BUNRO
That’s have a bonk on each Munro
For the Pinn,we'll need extra protection
A bit exposed,that big rock, hard projection
But we’ll be safe lass,just me and you
With rope and sling,piton and screw
Where will we start, and where compleat
Oh what an achievement, Oh what a feat
But how will we feel, I have no doubt
We’ll both be knackered, be all s*****d out
And what will we do when we’ve been around
Corbetts ?,Grahams ? new thrills to be found
So keep going lassies,keep it up chaps
Think of joyful pleasures on the Paps.
Cleanest version I can come up with