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Trying to avoid the "Knock Knock" jokes on Knock of Crieff

Trying to avoid the "Knock Knock" jokes on Knock of Crieff


Postby bobble_hat_kenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:09 pm

Sub 2000' hills included on this walk: Knock of Crieff

Date walked: 13/01/2013

Time taken: 1.5 hours

Distance: 3 km

Ascent: 150m

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A wee group of us were away for a mid-January weekend at the self-catering lodges at Crieff Hydro, to beat the post-Christmas blues (worked a treat; a grand time was had by all :D ). Some of us fancied a quick bit of Marilyn-bagging as a quick leg-stretcher before lunch on the Sunday, while it had stopped snowing for a couple of hours.
Present: Edith and Andy C; Pamela and Alistair; my bobble_hatted self. Apologies from: Lindsay; Jules; Patrick; Elaine (Mrs Bobble Hat).
Unfortunately I hadn't thought to bring a camera so only had my very low-resolution mobile phone camera: apologies for the poor-quality pics.
We started from the lodge, walking up the hotel road to where the signposted track to "Knock of Crieff" starts up the forested hill to the right at a car park. It was a bonny walk in the snow.
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Andy and Alistair were striding out purposefully.
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To bag the actual Marilyn summit (and it would have been a shame not to), it was necessary to ignore some Forestry Commission Health and Safety notices giving dire warnings of tree-felling with "no unauthorised access" :shock: . Rebels that we are, we did a quick recce up the verboten section, detected no evidence of any noises, vehicle tracks etc that might have indicated felling in progress (which seemed unlikely anyway on a snowy Sunday morning in mid-January :wtf: ), and then went for it. The route goes over a gate to the right of the main track, briefly through a field and then up a forest ride that tracks up the Knock's south-west ridge. Very pretty in the snow, with overtones of Narnia.
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It wasn't long before we reached the top of the ride, where we found what we think was the small cairn buried in the snow indicating the summit. Say "Marilyn", everyone!
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The forest ride continues beyond the summit, bending left to re-join the main track at a big pile of logs: there had been fairly recent tree-felling, right enough.
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From here it was a pleasant stoat home down the track, trying to avoid the inevitable "Knock Knock" jokes.
Oh okay, just the one then, and only because it has a sort of montane theme. My apologies in advance :oops: .
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Little Old Lady."
"Little Old Lady Who?"
"Oh, I didn't know you could yodel..."

Anyhoo, it didn't take us long to get back down. The hills to the north-west were looking fine under snow; I was wishing I'd brought a proper camera.
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The Knock makes a fine wee stroll for anyone based in Crieff, particularly the Hydro, and it's worth trying to make the brief detour to the actual summit, if logging activities allow.
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Re: Trying to avoid the "Knock Knock" jokes on Knock of Crie

Postby Graeme D » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:30 pm

Aye, one for the purist this one Kenny! Got to be one of the strangest listed summits in the book! I remember doing this on a beautiful February day a couple of years ago with my heavily pregnant wife just a fortnight before the birth of our daughter. :D
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Re: Trying to avoid the "Knock Knock" jokes on Knock of Crie

Postby dogplodder » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:14 pm

Nice little hill and the hydro lodges are great! :D
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Re: Trying to avoid the "Knock Knock" jokes on Knock of Crie

Postby bobble_hat_kenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:45 pm

dogplodder wrote:Nice little hill and the hydro lodges are great! :D

Aye, and you can get a great deal on them in January if you book well in advance :D ...
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