Great report Polly, entertaining as ever and those lovely photos , I was with you in spirit
When I said "here's to your next 50" should have said "150" as you're certainly racing through them
Instead of the lip balm, invest in a full on bright pink/red lipstick, that would go very nicely with the "feral" look
I see you're now trying to get extra revenue by advertising Tesco's Finest chocolate; you've given up on the pheasants then???
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