Caberfeidh wrote:They have some cheek expecting people to work for nothing !
I was thinking the very same.
"Congratulations on your appointment... 7 months of hard labour with basic rations, here's the keys to your digs... yes, it's the one with the shutters on the windows, that's right, just beyond the path to the Aonach Eagach, great views up the Lost wages, erm Valley, sorry."
"Now if you get really hungry, the lady down at nisa will get in some Big Issues for you with her magazines order, I'm sure the staff at the Clachaig will give you a beer and some scraps if you promise to stop harrassing their customers."
"Remember, when your feeling low and possibly suicidal... how hard the McDonalds had it, even though you can't afford a happy meal. You do have that nice green polo shirt that says GLENCOE RANGER so at least the tourists will think you're getting paid. Things could be worse, you could be a GLASGOW RANGER too!"
"Finally, if things all really do get too much and you decide to end it all, take this man's card CABERFEIDH. You won't have any money for a funeral, so at least your family can get something back from the proceeds of your body parts, skinny though they will certainly be... GOOD LUCK OL' BEAN!"