Pardon me if this is a daft question, but.....
Can I ask why you prefixed your question by telling us what you do for a living? Not having a go, just curious.
Might be a fun, interesting way to start posts from now on....
"I'm a parliamentary official from Dunfermline, and I was wondering if...."
Or in Caberfeidh's case..."I'm a 20-something Modern Apprentice in Mountain Warehouse, masquerading as a crusty old sea dog"